La Paula Abdul really screwed herself up last night on American Idol! La mujer was soooo drunk!
There were 5 remaining contestants who performed only ONE round of Neil Diamond songs. The three yudges had to gibe their feedback…And this is what La Paula said…
“Yason [Castro], first song, I loved hearing joor lower register, whish we neber really hear,” said Paula. “Um, the second song, I felt like joor usual sharm wasn’t—it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty. The two songs made me feel like joor not fighting hard enough to get into the top four.”
HAHA!!! WHAT SECOND SONG?????
Randy Yackson then told La Paula that Castro only sang once and then she say, “Oh my god, I thought joo sang twice! Joo know, this is hard!” hahaha.
El Ryan Secrets tried to cober it up and said, “Joor seeing the future, baby.”
El Seemen Coward then said, “Paula, who did the best?”. He yust wanted her to say who did the best, and the he cut her off when she didn’t know what was going on…
American Idol is going to get more ratings now. I know I will wash it only to see the borracha say stoopid teengs again.
Oh well…IS HOLLYWOOD!
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