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P-nisty is featured in the new issue of British GQ con La Gwyneth Paltrow on the cober. Is a 5 page intervbiew con Perez Hilton. Can’t wait to read it!! By the way, this is REALLY his bathroom!!!

La Karina Smirnoff and El Mario Lopez broke up. Soorprised??? La Karina and El Mario who met as dance partners on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ began dating really quickly. They were eben libing together. La Karina has packed her bags. Rumor has it that La Karina also started an affair with her current ‘Dancing’ partner, [...]

Latin sensation, Eduardo Verastegui…joo know? The hot actor from the Yennifer Lopez bideo, “Ain’t it Funny”…. He has confirmed that he is practicing abstinence to be a good xample for his sisters. Do joo beliebe this???? Safe sex is one teeng, pero no sex is another. Que sexy!!! Ebery guy is sosh a slut these [...]

Former Telemundo weather reporter, and MTV bj, La Daisy Fuentes has pissed off Telemundo and the rest of the Latino mundo. Por que??? La Cubana was recently bacationing in Europe weed her English fiance. He was licking her chi-chis and the paparazzi snapped pictures. She is in Europe. Women piss on the streets in Europe [...]

Eber since the Miley Cyrus controbersy, Disney has been freaking out, and they now want another Disney tween, La Selena Gomez to be a bigger star!!! I ron know if I want a little Latina girl to be corrupted in this industry tambien. The 15-jeer-old Gomez now stars in the Disney Shannel hit “Weezards of [...]

La Angelina Yolie y El Brad Pitt and their jewnited nations familia are hiding in a pribate casa on the Frensh Ribiera.They hab two nannies and three security guards weed them. These spoil beeshes hab 12 staff members gibing them anyteeng they need. La crazy gemini, is doo in the summer and she wants to [...]

The queens are celebrating tonight becoz La Madonna‘s new album “Hard Candy” is out!!! Wasn’t it licked on the internet a while ago? These days album releases aren’t as exciting. Back in the day, people joosed to run to the record stores. Now, there are NO record stores. Anyways, is still exciting, becoz La Madonna [...]

I randomly saw this bideo on Jootube. Some little skater boys were recording themselbes. And then, to their soorprise, look what they ended up seeing!!! The air bag is the funniest part, ahahahahahahah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji82PQTYeo