Greeting from Tinseltown. My name is Fred Turd, and I’m a movie nerd!
I have been a fan of HBO’s Sex and the City since it’s premiere in 1998, when I was a little nerdito sneaking into my parent’s basement, trying to catch a glimpse of Kim Catrall’s bare breasts. As a little nergin in Los [...]
Oy vey, so I came across this funny video today, The Onion does a wonderful spoof about how fat Americans are getting and how we need to change our definition of what we constitute as obese in order to save face against staggering statistics…I say fat shmat, as long as you’re happy it doesn’t matter. [...]
Wow pregnant women’s chi-chis are khot! No que no? I love the big hair, the big tits and the big red lips! Que hermosa does La Gemini look in this Banity Fair cober???
Read More...And La Yessica Alba had the nerbe to say that Mexican women yust pop out kids like notting!!!
Los Locos de Brad Pitt y Angelina Yolie are specting their twin girls in France.
Some people are saying that they are already born, pero reps for the couple have EXCLOOSIBELY told ChismeTime.com that they are not born [...]
La Sharlie Cheen and his fiancee, La Brooke Mueller, are getting married toonight in Los Angeles. Beesh is already pregnant!!
Ok, here is the REAL chisme!!! La Sharlie Cheen already has a daughter around my age!!! And then he has 2 little girls from Is Complicated Star, La Denise Rishards ,and now this????
La Denise is [...]
What the hell is going on in Hollywood? La Toni Braxton can’t breathe and now someone else needs to take the spotlight away from her!
La Lindsay Lohan went to the hospital last night and then got released 2 hours later.
And now, she can’t breathe again!!!
Ok, La Tonia Braxtina has an inflammation in her heart [...]
El Flamingo Las Begas announced Thursday the remainder of La Tonia Braxtina’s chows at the hotel habe been canceled becoz of an inflammation in her heart! NOOOO!!!! She hasn’t gotten better. I pray for joo mami!!!!
La Coacha loves Toni!!! One of the best boices eber!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5R2TeBS7n4
Read More...Oye!
Eberybody is telling me they saw La Coacha on Last Comic Standing. This is true pero, can someone please record the re-run and poot it up on Jootube. Por favor? Notting works in my house!!!!
