Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 to Smack the Piñata


Is true when they say, joo can’t habe the cake and eat it too!!! One example, sooper good looking but sooper stoooopid Yude Law.

So why does La Coacha not like Yude Law? Well, besides the fact that he sheats on his wives and girlfriends with fat nannies, he has been habing sex with Rod Stewart’s white trach daughter La Kimberly Stewart.

ChismeTime.com (Jude Law, Kimberly Stewart)

So why does La Coacha HATE La Kimberly Stewart? Well, becoz the stoopid beesh told Banity Fair a while back that, “”I like Yennifer Anniston becoz she is homely. It’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”

Hey Kimberly, Yennifer looks wayyyy better than joo beesh.

La poor Yennifer, whose husband left her for a born-again Christian, doesn’t deserbe to be tortured that mosh!!!!

HEY YUDE!!! Why are joo pleasing this stoopid woman? WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WEED JOO????

Joo are like a Porsche on sale for $20,000. JOO HABE LOST JOOR BALUE!!!



2 Responses to “ Anyone & Anyteeng can test dribe Yude Law ”

  1. I would love to ride that porsche. For a dollar.

  2. He’s going bald too. You forgot to mention that!

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