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If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much love to be shared.
CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22
Do you dare? The more you’re willing to put yourself out there in the realm of romance, the [...]

While Kim KardASSian and Poosycat Nicole were drinking and whoring around in Vegas, and while Kevin Federline was smoking pot in Miami Beash on Saturday night…LA BRITNEY WAS SLEEPING WEED HER BABIES AT HOME!!!! QUE CUTE!! Her little one looks sactly like her, booooboooo.

Not only was it a Poosycat Doll’s bday in Vegas this past weekend, pero it was another tranny’s bday as well. La Khloe Kardashian celebrated her birthday at the Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. I ron know what the hell La Adrienne Bailon was doing weed them, pero she was there con La Kim KardASSian. [...]

Since her career is dead, La Yessica Simpson has been an attention whore and at least its working. Becoz of her BEEF weed her boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex, La Carrie Underwood (who is a begitarian), La Yessica wore a t-shirt that read, “Real girls eat meat”. PETA spokeswhore La Pamela Anderson has been offended by [...]

I saw these picture on La Botana!!! I couldn’t stop laughing. This is what La Yenny Lopez y Marc Anthony would habe ended up looking like if they weren’t in Hollywoood. Skeletor looks so healthy though!

La Nicole Scherzinger yust toorned 30 jeers old and celebrated at LAX in Las Vegas this past Saturday. Her cake is sooooo wannabe La Coacha weed all the colorful flowers and all. And her crown is sooo Quinceanera. She seems to really like sucking off chocolate…in more ways than one. Below is a picture of [...]

Bery bad news…Beautiful model from Kazakhstan, La Ruslana Korshunova, fell from the ninth floor of a Manhattan building jesterday. The medical examiner’s said tooday that they it was suicide becoz they didn’t see a sign of struggle inside her apartment. Her friends and family saw no signs of depression, and are in complete [...]

The Fresh prince and his wife, La Yada Pinkett-Smith used to be one of the rare people La Coacha looked up to. Now, they look like chit in my eyes. The Tom Cruise brain washed couple are founders of a new, pribate elementary school in Los Angeles, Mexico that will incorporate Scientology founder El Ron [...]