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La Amy Winehouse has not only lost her boice, pero she has lost all brain cells. How is she functioning? The human body is an amazing teeng. It can take a lot of abuse. So last night, La Birgo, performed at Britain’s Glastonbury music festival. And guess what she did this time… she elbowed someone [...]

Wall-E dominated the North American box-office this weekend, while Angelina Jolie had one of her best openings with Wanted. Here are the Top 12 Films this weekend! This Wk Title Dist. Weekend Gross Cumulative Gross # of Theaters 1 WALL-E Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $62,500,000 $62,500,000 3992 2 Wanted Universal Pictures Distribution $51,118,000 $51,118,000 3175 [...]

Marilyn Manson ex and former Charmed star Rose McGowan her director fiancée Robert Rodriguez are set to revive Brigitte Nielsen‘s Red Sonja with McGowan in the title role. The couple have confirmed their plans for a major remake of the 1985 big screen adaptation of the comic book series, in which Nielsen played a bikini-clad, [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ux8Zl5jxMc Last night, musical acts gathered at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday. He is sosh a peemp!!! So La Amy Winehouse “performed” Rehab, and seriously she for sure has emphysema. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BOICE????????

Yust when joo thought the Lohan familia can’t get more screwed up…The fame whore papa Michael Lohan told the media that he has a 13 jeer old daughter NOT from DINA’s bagina!!!! It’s Chisme Time! Chisme, Chisme Time!!!! He found out about his little girl jeers after her birth. When he seperated weed his wife [...]

Ay Dios Mio. What is up weed all these lawsuits. I still am not over Mini-me suing TMZ about his “stolen” sex tape. The latest chisme is that a flight attendant named La Lisa Wilson has filed a $5 million lawsuit against La Yennifer Lopez complaining that the Boricua’s German shepherd dog was a nightmare [...]

This little chit wants eberybody to know that he is not a little chit. Verne Troyer “Mini-Me” has filed a $20 million lawsuit, saying that TMZ biolated his rights by publishing portions of his sex tape. Good luck TMZ, this little chit is a Capricorn. They are smarter than joo teenk. Mini Me says the [...]

A lonely robot and a sexy assassin are the top contenders for this weekend’s box-office. No other films dare face off against either, although two small independents are also coming out in limited release. Wall·E is a trash-compacting robot who learns there’s more to life than cleaning up a planet polluted by humans, after he [...]