Posted by: on Monday, June 30th, 2008 to Whore-o-Scope

If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much love to be shared.

CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22

Do you dare? The more you’re willing to put yourself out there in the realm of romance, the bigger and better (and yes, bigger is better) things get at the beginning of the week! By Wednesday and Thursday, your momentum might just take on a (love) life of its own. You’ve rarely been hotter, whether you’re setting off sparks with somebody new or rekindling an existing flame. Friday’s fireworks could be awe-inspiring, and may inspire some emotions besides awe, too. Just don’t forget to touch ground here and there through the weekend, especially when it comes to the future.

LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22

If you can’t quite decide at the beginning of the week, you probably just haven’t come up with the best option yet. Think way, way outside the box about it — your sweetie or a confidante can help. You’ll be ready to take action by Wednesday or Thursday, and it’ll be the kind that’s considered, not rash, the kind that takes into account the true nature of the connection. And starting Friday, charged-up energy and excitement are in the air wherever you go. Nighttime’s the right time, but the days between look fun and full of promise, too.

VIRGO (Heidi Montag)
August 23-September 22

You’re seeing things clearly as the week begins, but you’ll want to finesse any communication about what you fine! A little subtlety helps a lot, especially in romantic matters (hint, hint). Then plan some social stuff for Wednesday (hump day, as they say), whether you’ve got a sweetie or not. And if you do, you don’t necessarily have to bring them along-a relationship is more exciting when you’re not constantly joined at the hip! If you think you’re in control, Friday and Saturday might change your mind about that. Can you enjoy the fireworks? Sunday’s the best date day all week. You’re hot!

LIBRA (Kim Kardashian)
September 23-October 22

If you’ve been putting off updating that online profile or proposing something new to your sweetie, end the procrastination! Cupid’s got some fresh stuff for you at the beginning of this week, but you’ve got to do your part, too. And hurry, because come Thursday, you’re gonna be playing catch-up if you’re playing at all — work’s got your name all over it. Plan fun for Friday or over the weekend-and bear in mind that flirtation can turn to hotter, deeper stuff now. You’ve got the sparkle and the substance, so go ahead and ignite!

SCORPIO (Nicolette Sheridan)
October 23 – November 21

Something or someone is testing you at the beginning of the week! You can spend your time trying to figure out what the ‘right’ answer or move is, or you can pull a total switcheroo. Which sounds better to you? Then, that magnificent attention span of yours becomes extremely sexy to someone on Wednesday and Thursday. Hang on their every word, and keep asking for more (online, real time, whatever) — they’ll love it. Resist the urge to add to the ambient fireworks on Friday and over the weekend. Your subtle sparkle will prevail!

SAGITTARIUS (Britney Spears)
November 22-December 21

Smart’s always sexy, but it’s especially true at the beginning of the week. Challenge their assumptions instead of nodding and smiling — if they’re not doing the same for you, it ain’t gonna be pretty. Any kind of mismatching that’s happening ought to get your full attention on Wednesday and Thursday, but if you’re coupled up with someone who can keep pace, things will go at a rapid pace now! And while intense engagement with your personal world and your independence can be inconvenient at times, starting Friday it makes connections (and life, and love) all the more exciting!

CAPRICORN (Sienna Miller)
December 22-January 19

It’s time to get back to some romantic basics at the beginning of the week! Don’t overlook the value of a plain old compliment or simple, sincere gesture. Starting around Wednesday, a change in your love life is unavoidable — but you can definitely steer it in the right direction. Think through your response instead of going with a knee-jerk reaction. Some emotional fireworks around Friday will also require careful handling, but Sunday brings a blossoming of new energy that’s just right for sweet connections.

AQUARIUS (Paris Hilton)
January 20-February 18

Get it across with your unique flair as the week gets under way! Whether you’re emailing an online cutie (or, better yet, cuties) or planning a hot date with someone who’s already yours, they’ll love the extra attention you’re giving to matters of the heart now. Wednesday and Thursday bring some rocky energy your way. Take time out for you — and for goodness sake, be good to yourself. Starting Friday, all kinds of sparks will start flying, and your independence and the kind of relationship you truly want are in no way mutually exclusive now!

PISCES (Sharon Stone)
February 19-March 20

Monday brings a wave of positive energy into your life — and into your love life, if you choose to channel it there! Over the next couple of days, both discovery and rediscovery are really flowing, whether you’re solo or in a relationship. Then, while you don’t want to play games, adding a dash of mystery to matters of the heart comes naturally around Thursday and Friday, and it just makes them want to discover more about you. Use the art of tantalization, silences, significant looks and slow reveals to your advantage — with the attraction factor you’ve got this weekend, it just gets better and better!

ARIES (Jenna Jameson)
March 21-April 19

You might want to check the brain between the feeling and the saying as the week begins — then again, what you’re blurting out (or dashing off in an email) might sound very enticing to a certain someone. Then Wednesday brings some weird energy of the sort that has you questioning everything and everyone. Block out some time to be introverted and puzzle things through. Starting Friday, things will be looking up-talk about fireworks! With you around, things are only getting hotter and more exciting for everyone involved! You’re all action all weekend — who can keep up?

TAURUS (Brooke Hogan)
April 20-May 20

A project’s more fun with the one you love as the week begins-or if you’re looking for the one you’ll love, the search will be more fun with a friend along for the ride-those online profiles can be hilarious! Overall, achieving mutual understanding is favored, which is definitely a good thing for romance. But go slow vis-a-vis love on Thursday and Friday-it’s better to make your bigger plans and moves over weekend, when you’ll be smoking hot. Your practical side and intense sensuousness combine creating a true force to be reckoned with-how do you wanna use it?

GEMINI (Mary Kate Olsen)
May 21-June 21

Rubbing ideas together is sexier than anything as the week gets going! Agreeing all the time is boring-show what’s going on upstairs. Then make Wednesday and Thursday about your own plans, your own priorities and doing your own thing. Whether you’re single or coupled up, having your own rich, fascinating, full life makes you all the more alluring to others, not to mention more fulfilled yourself. You’ll love getting back in touch, whether with friends or a certain someone, when Friday comes — and you’ll be the spark in any situation, meaning things will only heat up over the weekend!

I leave you with these words, my kama sutra instructor made me come up with a personal mantra:
Better to die upright than to live on your knees…



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