Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to Smack the Piñata


AOL News is reporting that former Scientologist , El Peter Letterese, filed a lawsuit against the controbersial “religion” of Scientology. They eben quoted the word “religion”.

Letterese claims that when he left the “shursh”, he was haraASSed by its members…How??? Well these alien shilds decided to call his wife claiming to be from a gay lover. [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to Smack the Piñata


I think it’s ridiculous that so many teen girls have a new role model every 15 minutes and Miley Cyrus is their Venus of the moment. If God forbid I accidentally have a kid, I would never ever want her to look up to someone like Miley. In honor of her hosting duties for this [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to Smack the Piñata


I ron get it???? Ryan Gosling y La Rachel McAdams broke up a million times and now she is trying hard to cum back into his life. She is sooooo not ober him. She needs to date someone her own age. Ryan Gosling was dating a HOT CUBANA!!! What happened?? I got excited. Joo need [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to Movie Madness


As The Dark Knight continues its amazing performance at the box-office, three wide releases and two independents dare to go against it in its third weekend.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is the third film in the franchise. But it’s been 7 years since the last installment, Rachel Weisz isn’t reprising her role, and [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to ¡Qué Cute!


ARE JOO YEALOUS????? WHY DOES SHE REMIND ME OF LA MARCIA BRADY????

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to Chisme


Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz has stended El Yamie Spears’ conserbatorchip ober his famous daughter through the end of the jeer!!! Can joo beliebe that??? El papa de La Britney needs to look ober her immature ass
“Regarding the conserbatorship of the person, I understand that Señora Spear is agreeing to stend those letters. [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Thursday, July 31st, 2008 to Movie Madness


Whooo-hooo! The DVD/Blu-Ray release date for the Sex and the City Movie is on September 23rd, 2008. Cover art and DVD extras have not been announced yet, but it will be a Special Edition release, possibly 2-disc. More on that as soon as I find out.
I will be the first in line at Circuit City [...]

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Posted by: Dr. Whorovitch on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 to Whore-o-Scope


Shalom and Happy Hump Day everybody! If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for the rest of this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much to be shared.
LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22
A love plan you’re making early this week goes better [...]

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