Posted by: La Coacha on 4:08 pm to Smack the Piñata


jessica alba baby ok magazine honor

La Yessica Alba has gotten sosh bad press for telling Para Todos Magazine that she isn’t brown. So mosh so that she is regretting it! So, I was reading Ok Magazine! and this is what the phony had to say…

OK Magazine: Is Honor a quiet baby?

Yessica: We read to her in Spanish, we read to her in English and show her flash cards. She loves it!!

(I almost threw up)

Ok Magazine: How does Honor look like?

Yessica: She looks like a girl bersion of me. She has my nose, my eyebrows, my forehead, dimples, mouth, lips…

What’s left JOOR TITS? I mean she’s a f*ckin’ baby dude. 

OF COURSE JOOR DAUGHTER LOOKS LIKE JOO!!!

CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN!!!

 

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5 Responses to “ La Yessica Alba speaks Spanish to her mija??? ”

  1. Cachanilla , on July 25th, 2008 at 11:57 am Said:

    SO LA YESSICA “READS SPANISH” …. YEAH RIGHT! I DON BEELIVE IT, BUT MOST I DON KARE!

  2. Hubbahubba , on July 25th, 2008 at 12:24 pm Said:

    I’m so sick of people kissing this dumb bitch’s ass when she talked shit like that.

  3. Hubbahubba , on July 25th, 2008 at 12:24 pm Said:

    I’m talking about Jessica Alba that is. She’s the dumb bitch.

  4. LA CHICA VIP , on August 4th, 2008 at 9:28 pm Said:

    where’s she from?

  5. La Coacha , on August 5th, 2008 at 10:52 am Said:

    Her papa is Mexican…

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