Did joo guys see La Madonna’s hermano on La Shellsea Lately promoting his book about La Madonna??? WOW!!!!!! He is sosh a bitter queen! Not only did he diss Madonna he also dissed Perez Hilton!!!
So La loca de La Shelsea asked him, “So why did joo throw joor sister under a bus? Is she calling joo? What’s going on?”. He said, “She emailed me saying CALL ME!!!. Then she left a boicemail. I ignored her. Then she called my papa and it got NASTY!”. Of course ASSHOLE! I would kill my brother if he did that to me.
Christopher Ciccone, then decided to talk about his insecurities, “Ohhhh. All these tabloids say that I am chort y pudgy”. He gets up and asks the audience if this is true? The dumb audience says, “No, no”. He then says, “Thank joo. I’m not Perez Hilton”. MOTHERF*CKER!!! Perez is bery tall and he lost a loooot of weight. He got skinny.
So back to the chisme…La Shellsea asks him why he ron like El Guy Ritchie. The queena then said, “He is a homophobe!” WHY??? Well becoz, “I asked him to gibe me head and he didn’t!”. WHAT A MOTHERF*CKER!!! I SWEAR. I am ready to kill this guy!
Toward the end La Shelsea said (pointing to Madonna’s picture on the book), “She’s not going to be happy about that picture. It’s too close up”. Asshole then said something about how they shouldn’t habe pulled her face so mosh? Someteeng like that!!!
Then La Shelsea said, ” Is this a facelift note????”
He said, “Nobody will say it, pero I will!”.
WEST HOLLYWOOD!!! LET’S KILL THIS BEESH!!!!!
viva madonna
yea he is grossing me out
EL HERMANO IS YUST A YELOUSE BEEEESH!
Get a grip, assholes! Madonna is a huge asshole. Any suprise!? Of course an asshole will stick up for an asshole! Why does everybody have their head up her ass?