The Persians are peeeeesed off at Abuelito Yon McCain for his riDICKulous racist and malicious remark. I know this happened earlier this week, pero I didn’t know about it becoz of some drama going on in my life.
Anyways, the chisme is when McCain found out about the rising Jew.S. cigarette exports to Iran he got sooooo excited and said that it may be “a way of killing ‘em.” What a white trach!!! That’s soooo f*cked up.
The Iranian government released a statement and said, “We condemn sush yokes and beliebe them to be inappropriate for a Jew.S. presidential candidate!!!!”
Poor Persians. All they wanted to do is to create better electricity pero the Jewnited States and Isreal freaked out and said this nuclear program is an another terrorist attack. And it doesn’t help that most people in this cuntry teenk that ANYWHERE in the Middle East is corrupt, yust becoz they listen to molassess eating white traches como El Bush y McCain.
Anyways, to shange the subyect a little…This was interesting. Not only does America export a lot of cigarettes to Iran, it also exports a chit load of bull cum. Bull cum??? Jes, Bull cum! How cum??? Well, becoz of artificial insemination. Ohio exports almost $7 MILLION worth of bull semen, while Wisconsin exports nearly $10 MILLION. Also remember that part in “There’s someteeng about La Mary” where La Camaron Diaz gets “mousse” in her hair??? Well, nowadays Hollywood stars are jusing hair conditioning products weed BULL SEMEN. It has the strongest protein. What the f*ck is going on this world man???
If joo ron beliebe me that this Bull Cum teeng is a real profession, sheck it out here:
WoW - WTF?!!!