10 –Terry Bradshaw – Failure to Launch (2006)
Ex-Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback may share the same last name as Failure to Launch co-star’s TV alter ego, but it was his totally unnecessary bare back in the film that had us all running to the bathroom to throw up.
9 – The Fat Lady Stripper – Orgazmo (1997)
No, that’s not her character name, that’s the name of the lady credited as playing T-Rex, the fat porn actress who crushes Trey Parker beneath her blubber, in this hilarious NC-17 satire.
8 – William H. Macy – The Cooler (2003)
Co-star Maria Bello‘s pubic hair gets cut, but we still have to sit through a glimpse of Macy’s self-proclaimed “lard-ass.”
7 – Lin Shaye – There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Forget Ben Stiller‘s balls stuck in a zipper, or cum in Cameron Diaz‘s hair. The most disturbing image in the film were Lin Shaye‘s wrinkled, tan breasts, a 7 and a half hour make-up job.
6 – Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton – Something’s Gotta Give (2003)
Two old people get naked in one movie….*shudder*
5 – Jaye Davidson – The Crying Game (1992)
If you’ve seen the movie, you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, I won’t give it away, just in case.
4 – Felissa Rose – Sleepaway Camp (1983)
There’s nothing more horrifying than learning the cute 13-year old heroine of this cult classic is actually a serial killer with a teeny tiny penis. Especially if that 13-year old grows up to become a supreme hotness.
3 – Felicity Huffman – TransAmerica (2005)
Okay, perhaps seeing Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman’s big fat penis might be a tad worse. I will never look at her the same way again.
2 – Kathy Bates – About Schmidt (2002)
Ummm, then again, Kathy Bates climbing into a hot tub with her fat, saggy tits will also give you nightmares.
1 – Sacha Baron Cohen and Ken Davitian – Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Perhaps even more horrifying then those chicks with dicks and Kathy’s sagging titties was seeing Ken Davitian‘s fat, hairy balls in Sacha Cohen‘s mouth.