Joo know what time it is?

1. LA TILA TEQUILA: THIS IDIOT TEENKS THAT “A SHOT AT LOVE WEED A HO FROM MYSPACE” WAS THE REASON WHY GAY MARRIAGES BECAME LEGALIZED IN CALIFORNIA.

2. EL TOM CRUISE: I CAN’T BELIEVE HE BRAINWACHED THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR INTO CREATING A SCIENTOLOGY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. LET EL RON HUBBARD PISS ON HIM WHILE DARTH BADER GETS OFF.

3. LA YESSICA ALBA: WHEN THE LARGEST GROWING MINORITY GROUP IN AMERICA IS LATINO, HOW DARE JOO TELL PARA TODOS MAGAZINE, “DON’T CALL ME A LATINA”!!!!!

4. El KEBIN FEDERLINE: WHEN PEOPLE ARE STRUGGLING TO GET THEIR MASTERS, THIS WHITE CHOLO EASILY MAKES $30,000 FOR AN APPEARANCE IN VEGAS???

5. EL HULK HOGAN: WHEN HIS SON BRAIN DAMAGED A POOR KID IN AN ACCIDENT, HE RATHER RUB HIS DAUGHTER’S ORANGE ASS!

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