Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 to ¡Qué Cute!


Matthew McConaughey, Kay McConaughey, mom

Who the hell wants to read La Britney Spear’s mama’s book, when El Matteo McConaughey’s mama is the biggest psycho beesh! Whether the cameras are off or on, Hollywood is still Hollywood.

In her new book, I Amaze Myself!, La Kay McConaughey says, “On Monday mornings, my husband and I often said goodbye by making love. Pero one day, all of a sudden, it yust happened. I knew that someteeng was wrong, pero I didn’t hear anyteeng from him. Yust notting! Pero, it was yust the best way to go! When he died, I was yust so proud to show off my Big old Yim McConaughey — and his gift.”

As if this could get any worse, she goes on to say…

“I would love to be on Oprah!”

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One Response to “ El Matthew McConaughey’s dad died while having sex! ”

  1. UHM! I GUESS THAT IS A GOOD WAY TO GO.

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