Joo know what time it is?

(Courtesy of Best Week Eber)

Ok, so there is chisme going ’round that La Lezzie Lohan y El Samantha Ronson are getting married this fall!!! Chisme Time, Chisme, Chisme Time!!!

So they asked La Lezzie’s famewhoring papa, El Michael Lohan, what he thought about the wedding and this is what he said:

“I haben’t heard anyteeng from La Lindsay, pero if she was marrying El Sam, I ron teenk she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle.She knows about my (Christian) faith … she yust wouldn’t ask.”

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. The words ‘Christian’ and ‘Lohan’ don’t belong in the same sentence, EBER!!!

I can’t way until La Shellsea Handler makes fun of this….

By the way, if joo want to know what the gay community teenks about Gay Marriages and La Lindsay Lohan sheck out my last GAYWALKING bit…