Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Chisme Guide, Smack the Piñata


As soon as Kim and her ass implants got booted off Dancing weed the Stars, she was still all smiles =). I really like that about her.
Pero, one teeng I really don’t like about her, is how she brings up her deceased papa to make situations even more uncomfortable. For instance, when her sex [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Chisme Guide


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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Smack the Piñata


Sunday’s premiere of Desperate Housewives took place 5 years after May’s finale. We did get a brief glimpse into the future last season, but now that Season 5 has started, I am perplexed as to why NONE of these ladies have aged even a day. Sure, they ‘uglified’ Gabby by adding on 10 pounds, but [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to ¡Qué Cute!


COCHINA!!!

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Chisme


Now that she’s back from her fab summer at Camp Rock, Demi Lovato is matriculating to Sonny With a Chance. The Disney Channel’s family-friendly comedy series riffs on the Hannah Montana show-within-a-show concept with Lovato as a Midwestern teen cast in a sketch-comedy series. Nancy McKeon is on board in a recurring role, presumably to [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Chisme


The chisme is, granny’s peach cobbler boy, Yustin Timberlake bought La Yessica Biel an engagement ring last week during their bacation in Rome! He got a multi-carat diamond engagement ring and diamond encrusted bracelet from “Nicla Boncompagni,” a small yewelry store specializing in bintage pieces. I teenk that means they are engaged!!!!! I wonder what [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Chisme


Disneyland will be closing early on Gay Day to set up for Miley Cyrus‘ faux-Sweet 16 celebration. They get ONE DAY there, Miley, and you had to SNATCH IT AWAY FROM THEM. Keep that peace sign to yourself, BITCH!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 to Chisme


No pun intended. Wow, El Samantha actually kinda looks like a girl in this photo!
La Lindsay Lohan y El Samantha Ronson are enjoying a lesbian paradise in Los Cabos, Mexico. Niiiiice. I need a bacation tambien!!! I really miss Mexico =(

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