1). El Shia La Beouf (cobering his broken hands) came out weed Slash??? They presented the “The Best Male Bideo” wish went to El Lincoln Park for “Chadow of the Day”.
2). La Miley Cyrus made a cameo playing Rock Band until she was interrupted by El Russell Brand to introduce El Pink in the Paramount backlot.
3) Pink gave a high-energy butch performance. The song sucked, pero her performance was good. She almost had a Yanet Yackson costume malfunction moment. Her small chichis spilled pero she had tape on her nipples. Niiice.
3). El Pete Wentz and his bery pregnant wife, La Ashlee Simpson presented Slipknot? Joo guys, seriously, El Pete Wentz ONLY LAUGHS. It’s bery cute…
4). Slipknot came out weed masks on again. I am soorprised to see them still around, no que no??? And of all people they presented the “Best Hip Hop” bideo? Leel Weezee won weed his hit song, Lollipop. He thanked God too.
5). Then La Yordan Sparks came out weed cutie Yon Legend who looked like a baby next to the big girl. They presented T.I. y La Rihanna.
6). T.I, ’s performance was HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE!!!! And what’s up weed trying to make some performances look like music bideos? It wasn’t on a stage. It was stooopid. Thank Dios La Rihanna came out to save his ass. Que cute was El Chris Brown dancing, supporting his woman??? Aw, I need a man like that.
7) Um…Commercial Break. LL Cool Yay has a collection at Sears???
8). High School Musical cast came out to introduce La Christina Aguilera.
9). Christina was wearing a Zorro mask. Her outfit and hair looked like La Britney Spear during her Onyx Hotel Tour. It was like a high tech performance. Eh…Didn’t blow my mind. I only like it when La Christina sings powerful ballads.
10). Lauren Conrad from the Hills came out weed closeted gay guy El Shace Crawford. They presented the “Best New Artist” award wish went to Tokyo Hotel. The lead singer tripped me out. I thought it was a woman, pero it was a man. Was he Yapanese? Was he not? Was he human? alien?
11). La Paris Hilton came out looking like La Coacha. She presented the “Best Pop Bideo” which went to LA BRITNEY SPEAR for “Piece of Me”!!! Britney wore a different, silber dress and she thanked God AGAIN! arry Rudolph.
12). El Kid Rock came out to perform…LAME…and then all of a sudden Young Weezee came out and eberyone got excited. We all tripped out. We didn’t know what the hell was going on. Ghetto meets White Trach. Music gone baaaaad!!
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