1). La Britney Spear, looking like she actually took a chower, came out to start the show, pero she didn’t perform. Eberybody was screaming como crazy. (She later won a BMA for Best Female Bideo)
2). La Rihanna performed her Disturbia song. The costumes were funky, pero her performance was too shill. She only crawled or walked. There was no dancing. Booooring. Sorry.
3) El Loco de El Russell Brand came out to host the whole chow. He’s no stand up comedian, pero his British accent and teased hair is entertaining.
4). La Demi Moore came out looking like she is 25 jeers old!!! How does she look sooo good for her age???
5). El Chris Brown won “Best Male Bideo” and he said that he thought Young Weezee was going to win. What’s this fascination con El Weezy?
5). Los Yonas Brothers looked like they were performing on the set of Sesame Street. Then after the first 3 minutes, they decided to suddenly rock out. In an outdoor Hollywood studio HUNDREDS of teenaged poosies ran out to rock to them. I was confused.
6). El American Hero, La Little Mermaid de El Michael Phelps introduced Lil Wayne of all people??? Weezee’s intro singer was La Leona Lewis who did a great yob!!! Then Weezee went into his loco made and couldn’t stop grabbing his dick the whole time. His pants were so low that his pompies were sticking out like notting. T-Pain yoined him during the end and El Kobe Bryant was looooving it!!!
7). Lindsay Lohan looked bery butchy!! She presented weed La Ciara give the winner of the VMAs, “Fanny Pack”. Best Dancing in a Bideo “When I grow Up”. Poosycat Dolls!!! The thanked God too.
8). My highlight was washing Chris Brown’s Doublemint Gum commercial, ahahahha. Oh and also Taco Bell’s new spicy hot peenk taco!!! Haha, peenk taco.
9). Paramore performed last rocking it out weed jello pants!!!!
(Oh and in the middle of the break, La Katy Perry was performing “Like a Birgin” and “I Kissed a Girl” ONLY to the live audience. It was ok. She didn’t move…)
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