Joo know what time it is?

The judges had their say Monday night, when they gave comedian Jeffrey Ross the lowest scores seen on the show since the days of Master P and Tucker Carlson. Viewers, evidently, were in complete agreement.

The roastmaster’s pre-performance eye injury failed to muster up enough sympathy votes to keep him around, and frankly, that’s a good thing. A scratched cornea doesn’t account for a lack of rhythm and a fumble-footed cha-cha-cha.