Oye eberybody,
La Coacha here…Had a really bad day jesterday. Mi madre was rushed to the emergency room while we were at Mayfair Market. I had to follow the paramedics in my car, and guess what? I got a speeding ticket for it. I told la policia the situation. They didn’t care, which made me be sosh a bitch to them. So they decided to give me a ticket and now I have to go to traffic school. Hijo de tu madre!
Anyways, mi madre is still in the hospital. Por favor pray for her. It’s a really tough time for the family. My parents are in poor health. They had me really late, so they are bery old. Unlike working in an office, they do physical labor, that’s why they are in bad health. La Coacha needs money not only to take care of myself pero to also take care of my parents.
I am starting to get offered little guest appearances on tv shows, pero they don’t pay mosh. I teenk it’s great pooblicity though and it can ebentually help me land a steady television role.
I swear, I got my one foot in Hollywood, now all I got to do is get my second foot in. Yay Leno, Yimmy Kimmel, Shelsea Handler, all know who La Coacha is. And next month, so will La Ellen DeGeneres. If I keep going back to these shows, I bet joo anyteeng one of them will ebentually hire me! Eberyteeng that I predict does ebentually happen!!! I will show joo the bision board I made last jeer. Half of the teengs I had on there came true!!!!
Someteeng good is going to happen this jeer weed my career and I am going to be able to save my parents.
Yustice will prebail!
Coacha, I hope everything works out. I am so PISSED those cops gave you the ticket. I HATE COPS SO MUCH! They prey on the weak. Fight the ticket Coacha.
I AM SORRY. ESPERO Q TODO TE SALGA BIEN!!!! MIS ORACIONES ESTAN CONTIGO.
Everything is gonna be fine, you’ll see ! I’m sure your parents are very proud of you and it helps them every day to see how talentuous and determined you are !
You’ll be famous very soon !!
You rock !
Hugz from Loka de Pariiiis !!!
As a NYC Paramedic I would advise that no one ever follow an emergency vehicle in their personal vehicle. Most Paramedics and EMTs will instruct you how to get to the hospital we’re taking the patient too, but will also warn you not to follow us. Do you have flashing lights and sirens in your car? Is it an emergency vehicle? The answer on both counts is no. By exceeding the established safe speed limit you endanger the yourself, the EMS crew and the public, as well as the officers who pulled you over. Please be more prudent in the future. I wish the best for your mother and hope she has a speedy recovery.
-bill NREMT-P