Joo know what time it is?

Sunday’s premiere of Desperate Housewives took place 5 years after May’s finale. We did get a brief glimpse into the future last season, but now that Season 5 has started, I am perplexed as to why NONE of these ladies have aged even a day. Sure, they ‘uglified’ Gabby by adding on 10 pounds, but everyone else looks the same save for a slightly different hairstyle. 

Is Wisteria Lane a magical place where only kids age? If so, the series should have a crossover with Lost since it seems to be connected to that island somehow. Perhaps it could be a secluded section the islanders haven’t discovered yet?