Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 to Smack the Piñata

Jennifer Lopez, babies, Emme, Max, Anthony, twins

I really don’t have issues when people like TomKat follow Scientology, pero it scares the living chit out of me when a Puerto Rican does!!!!!!

What is wrong weed this woman?? Look, cheese born Catholic, pero somewhere down the line her papa became a Scientologist. And her best friends include Scientology fanatics, Leah Remini and Tom Cruise. Joo know what that means???

CHEESE A CLOSETED SCIENTOLOGIST!!!!!

WTF is going on??? I couldn’t sleep for 3 months when I heard that the Fresh Prince of Bel Air from Phili was a closeted Scientologist. 

This is what Yennifer recently said about the cult:

“I DO know A LOT about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it. I would send my shildren Emme and Max to a Scientology school because I know the technologies they have are very helpful”

What kind of “technologies” is she talking about, spacechips??? 

Marc Anthony can’t stand up for himself or his kids, because he is a little beesh that loves to be bossed around by Lopez’ Leo ego. 

Ben Affleck chose brains over ass and that’s why I love him!!!



5 Responses to “ La Lopez is sending her twins to Scientology School!!! ”

  1. The twins are from out of space Scientology has clone them . They will be the generation that will live in out of space. Warning! UFOS are here.

  2. Butterfly: The twins are not cute yet! but, soon enough they will be cute l like beautiful butterflies.

  3. Let her send her twins to Scientology. Hell with being only Latinos.

  4. The wins ar e going to be great singers!

  5. Coacha, please promise me you will stay away from that Scientology bullshit

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