La Coacha
Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, October 30th, 2008 to Chisme

“Yenny whose been around the block” got a $545,000 award winning a battle against her FIRST husband, El Cubano, Ojani Noa. Lopez put a restraining order and SUED Noa for a tell-all book about their sex life and her slutty affairs behind his back weed Puff Daddy and Marc Anthony.

In his book (that never got published) Noa claimed that Lopez was banging Anorexic Anthony while he was STILL MARRIED to Miss Jooniberse, La Dayanara Torres.

He even talked about how Yennifer would run to the bathroom and pretend to throw up to get out of having sex weed him. HAHAH

Hold on. If he was soooo pissed off, then why did he work weed LOPEZ in 2002???? Remember when Lopez was married to the Filipino guy, Cris Yudd?

Cris Yudd was soo yealous of Ojani Noa, because Lopez had hired him to RUN her new restaurant Madre’s!!!

NOT ONLY, when Madre’s opened up and Lopez was still married to Chris, Ben Affleck came weed a bouquet of roses, trying to hook up weed Yennifer, and guess what?? They almost got married!!! And then Ben said, that breaking up weed Lopez was like the peace joo get after throwing up. WOWOOW!!!

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After he dumped her ass, she ran back to Married Marc and had his kids. This is like a telenovela. I can’t take it anymore. My head is spinning. Anyways, the Leo bitch always gets what she wants.



11 Responses to “ Lopez wins battle over ex-husband’s Sex Affair Confessions! ”

  1. La Chilangabacha , on October 31st, 2008 at 10:14 am Said:

    That Cubano should know by now that trying to stop Yennifer is like trying to stop a hurricane or interrupt a Castro speech with a McDonald’s commercial. The three greatest forces of nature = 500mph winds, Fidel’s colostomy bag, and a Skeletor-powered Jenny from the Block.

  2. La Chilangabacha , on October 31st, 2008 at 10:16 am Said:

    That Cubano should know by now that trying to stop Yennifer is like trying to stop a hurricane or interrupt a Castro speech with a McDonald’s commercial. The three greatest forces of nature = 500mph winds, Fidel’s colostomy bag, and a Skeletor-powered Jenny from the Block.

    -http://chilangabacha.wordpress.com

  3. steph , on October 31st, 2008 at 11:12 am Said:

    I’ve always thought she was a skank!

  4. Agustin , on January 21st, 2009 at 11:50 am Said:

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  5. ALEXY BORRERO , on August 6th, 2010 at 1:40 pm Said:

    JENIFER LOPEZ  PIENSO QUE EL FEO MARC ANTONY  CAMBIO A UNA MUJER NOBLE BELLA SIN NADA DE QUE AVERGONSARSE POR UNA COSA CUALQUIERA COMO LA J. LO EL PERDIO COM EL CAMBIO

  6. ALEXY BORRERO , on August 6th, 2010 at 1:42 pm Said:

    JENIFER LOPEZ  PIENSO QUE EL FEO MARC ANTONY  CAMBIO A UNA MUJER NOBLE BELLA SIN NADA DE QUE AVERGONSARSE POR UNA COSA CUALQUIERA COMO LA J. LO EL PERDIO COM EL CAMBIO  SOLO MIRA LA LISTA  DE LOS MARIDOS QUE HA TENIDO ESTOS SON LOS QUE  LE CONOCEMOS FAMOSOS  A SABER CUANTOS MAS TIENE X AHI  LLEVA CASI20 MACHOS

  7. ALEXY BORRERO , on August 6th, 2010 at 1:44 pm Said:

    MIRA LA GRAN LISTA DE MARIDOS ESTOS SOM LOS QUE LE CONOCE EL PUBLICO LA JLO ES UNA  FIGURITA

  8. sol , on November 21st, 2010 at 7:41 am Said:

     Que mucho hombre machista hay aqui que importa la lista de lo que hayan sido ninguno pudo conquistar su corazon y el si pudo Felicidades marc era imposible sequir con una mujer a quien en realidad no amabas y ella se merecia un verdadero amor tambien hay que desearle que sea feliz

  9. Matt , on November 29th, 2010 at 9:20 am Said:

    How can you call her a skank? Cause she was with alot of guys? Give me a break you can’t say that unless you know her or are in her shoes.Plus you date alot to find the right person thats why its called the only ”one” so yeppp

  10. POLLY I M GLAD , on May 12th, 2011 at 10:16 am Said:

    que onda????????????????? por que hablan tanto de jennifer,, ella es un ejemplo de mujer,,, no le ha pedido nada a nadie para estar donde esta, y los novios que tuvo,,, son pasado y si ella los dejo,,,,
     es simplemente por que no se la pueden con jennifer,,,,
    jajajajajajajajajaja,,,,
    es una mujer admirable,,, y marc anthony es el hombre ideal para ella

  11. person , on May 13th, 2011 at 7:22 am Said:

    yea, dont talk crap when you dont even now what really went on, first off the fisrt husband just looks like hes either gay or a big cheat so maybe j-lo had reasons for leaving him but i don kno u dont know so she moved on looking for the right one this time though she had to pass over alot of bastards like afleck, only God can judge

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