“Yenny whose been around the block” got a $545,000 award winning a battle against her FIRST husband, El Cubano, Ojani Noa. Lopez put a restraining order and SUED Noa for a tell-all book about their sex life and her slutty affairs behind his back weed Puff Daddy and Marc Anthony.
In his book (that never got published) Noa claimed that Lopez was banging Anorexic Anthony while he was STILL MARRIED to Miss Jooniberse, La Dayanara Torres.
He even talked about how Yennifer would run to the bathroom and pretend to throw up to get out of having sex weed him. HAHAH
Hold on. If he was soooo pissed off, then why did he work weed LOPEZ in 2002???? Remember when Lopez was married to the Filipino guy, Cris Yudd?
Cris Yudd was soo yealous of Ojani Noa, because Lopez had hired him to RUN her new restaurant Madre’s!!!
NOT ONLY, when Madre’s opened up and Lopez was still married to Chris, Ben Affleck came weed a bouquet of roses, trying to hook up weed Yennifer, and guess what?? They almost got married!!! And then Ben said, that breaking up weed Lopez was like the peace joo get after throwing up. WOWOOW!!!
After he dumped her ass, she ran back to Married Marc and had his kids. This is like a telenovela. I can’t take it anymore. My head is spinning. Anyways, the Leo bitch always gets what she wants.
That Cubano should know by now that trying to stop Yennifer is like trying to stop a hurricane or interrupt a Castro speech with a McDonald’s commercial. The three greatest forces of nature = 500mph winds, Fidel’s colostomy bag, and a Skeletor-powered Jenny from the Block.
That Cubano should know by now that trying to stop Yennifer is like trying to stop a hurricane or interrupt a Castro speech with a McDonald’s commercial. The three greatest forces of nature = 500mph winds, Fidel’s colostomy bag, and a Skeletor-powered Jenny from the Block.
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I’ve always thought she was a skank!
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