La Lindsay Lohan’s ridiculous pooblicity hooker papa, was initially going to box Britney’s marijuanero ex-hubby El Kevin Federline for a Nueva York shildren’s sharity, pero now he wants a new partner: THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA!!!
Ha!!! That’s becoz Lindsay’s papa is a bigger f*cking queen!!
This is what La Michael Lohan said, “Out of all the people on this planet, if there is one person I would really love to get in the ring weed me it would be Perez Hilton.”
Perez said the funniest teeng back!
“The only teeng La Michael is good at is throwing jabs in the media toward his ex-wife Dina Lohan and Samantha Ronson,”!!! HAHAHHA!!!
Perez goes on to say:
“I don’t teenk La Michael Lohan can handle the whooping I’d throw his way. I would obliterate him weed my right hook in the ring!”
THAT’S RIGHT BABY!!! TELL THAT BEESH LOHAN OFF!!
Hilton’s gonna knock joo out huh, Coacha said knock joo out huh!
I bet joo Samantha and Lindsay will be on Perez’ side. That’s how much people HATE Michael Lohan!