The 41-jeer-old mama is on the cover of Parade Magazine looking like Frida Coacha.
Nicole tells the magazine how cheese sooo emotional, sooo attached and constantly crying about her mija Sunday Rose. Creeeepy.
In the magazine, Nicole talks about her husband Keith Urban (yawwn). She talks about how she wishes she had tits like Sophia Lauren (Lauren is like 80 jeers old). Anyways, she also talks about TomKat!!! Chisme Time, Chisme, Chisme Time!
Apparently, Nicole is yealous that her adopted shildren, Isabella y Connor, call Katie Holmes “mom”. Kidman and Cruise chair custody of the adopted kids, as she confirms, they were raised in Scientology. When Parade Magazine brought the subject up, Kidman stiffened and said, “I yust don’t talk about it!!! Ok??” Haha, I’m choor joo don’t. Those Scientology mafiosos will come after joor ass.
Joo know what is weird though? Tom Cruise was soooo sexy before Scientology? Jummy, Jummy!
SPEAKING OF CELEBRITY BABIES, HAVE JOO WATCHED THIS AWESOME CLIP????
He was sooo gorgeous, yum!
omfg she looks soooooo scary on that cover!