Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, November 3rd, 2008 to Poli-tics me off!, Smack the Piñata

Speaking at the press day for her new musical horror flick Repo! The Genetic Opera, La Paris Hilton said that her Paris for President bideos have “LIKE TOTALLY” helped young people to bote! Really? I would like to see PROOF!

Paris went on to say:

“It’s exciting to be involved in the biggest election in history. It encourages a lot of young boters to speak their boice and to bote. I was talking about issues and actually making sense pero still playing weed my image at the same time. Doing it in a ditzy way, pero actually saying teengs I teenk can really help it along.”

Riiiiight.

So when they asked her to give some ADVICE to the Future President, Paris said:

“Whoever becomes the next president has a lot on their hands…”

What great words of wisdom!

Joo know who is an eben more estooopid beesh? That Filipina bi-sexual that calls herself Tequila or someteeng. Remember a couple of months ago, when Tila Tequila said the following about gay marriages:

“It is because of ME — I definitely teenk , my show, (A shot at love weed a ho from MySpace) has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next teeng joo know, gay marriage is legal!”

These two need to run for office, don’t joo teenk? Hahah!!!

Listen Tila Tequila, it is because of La Coacha that gay marriages are going to be legalized. Watch this episode of Gaywalking!!



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