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Posted by: La Coacha on 9:37 am to Chisme, Poli-tics me off!


What do joo call a white chocolate bar weed no nuts?
Prince! 
Probably one of the most disturbing, yet FUNNIEST interviews I have ever read…
50-Jeer-old  Funk Icon, La Princessa, Prince attempts to discuss politics and religion. 
“God came to Earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’”” she says in the new issue of the New Yorker Magazine.
Aren’t Prince lyrics usually about sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever??
So what’s up weed this absurd behavior? Well… this in-denial Queen became a Jehovah’s Witness 7 jeers ago!!!
Aw, that splains sooo much!
Btw, my cousins are Jehova’s Witness and they don’t believe in voting, gifts, and blood transfusions. Que cool!
So back to Prince. This intellectual goes on to say:
“So here’s how it is: on the right, joo got the Republicans, and basically they want to live according to this,” he says while pointing to a Bible. “Pero there’s the problem of interpretation, and joo got some churches, some people, basically doing things and saying it comes from here, pero it doesn’t. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum … (on the left) joo got the Democrats, and they’re, like, ‘Joo can do whatever joo want.’ Gay marriage, whatever. But neither of them is right.”
Yeah, ’cause Jehovah’s Witnesses are?
The interviewer spoke excloosibly to ChismeTime to give us some chisme, saying:
“Prince and I were having a larger conversation about his/her belief system and his/her politics. He/She told me he/she didn’t have a horse in the November election and that he/she didn’t believe in getting involved with these kind of “earthly” contests. I had asked him if the fact that Obama was black didn’t compel him to get involved. He said, ‘Why?’ And I said, Well, because joo black. And he said ‘Am I?’ and held up his wrist next to my ruddy one. Indeed his skin was lighter, and so he got excited”
La Coacha so needs to put this Black Queen’s Raspberry Beret Purple Rain ass in sheck.
How about a Chisme Time on her!!!!!! 
Btw, how come Michael Yackson and Prince never dated? Wouldn’t that make sense? They are both JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES TOO!!! Chisme Time, Chisme, Chisme Time!


2 Responses to “ Despite being gay and black, Prince doesn’t believe in gay marriage or Obama! ”

  1. Jes, y his Superbowl performance dos anos ago was muy buen y very sexual. The seeluette of his guitar looked like horned penis and many children and closeted homosexuals saw that. What are the arabs to think? No Comprende.

  2. why should he feel compelled to vote for someone just because of their skin-color? Isn’t that racist? Um, yes. It’s is a privilege to vote but some people just aren’t interested in that. They just go on their way.

    And really, if he was whatever sexual orientation, religion, whatever, in the past, well, that’s in the past. His right as an American is to vote, not vote. Be black, be white, whatever. That interviewer was nuts to ask him about voting for Barak because he’s black. Absurd.

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