Joo know what time it is?

I have never been so pissed. In September, when my mama was rushed to the hospital, I got a ticket for not coming to a full stop at a stop sign. I still have to go to traffic school for that crap. I admit, I was emotional that day, and maybe I didn’t come to a full stop. 

Pero, TODAYYYYY, is a different story. On my way to work, I decided to stop at an Eagle Cock Starbucks to get a small iced tea that usually costs around $1.60? I parked on the street weed meter parking. I usually put in a dime, and it covers like 15 minutes. Sometimes, I still have time by putting in a nickel!!! Today I put in a dime. I get my iced tea, come out, and everyone is staring at me? Por que?

Well, there was a police officer giving me a ticket. I said, “What the khell??? I put money in the meter”. He said, “Well, joor time is up. Maybe it took longer to get that drink”. I said, “It’s an iced tea!! It takes like one second to make. Plus it’s Eagle Cock. No one lives in this town. There is never a long line!!”. I then asked, “Am I still getting a ticket?”. He said, “Uhu!”. I said, “Officer, this is sooo unfair. I need to fight this!”. He said, “It’s very difficult to fight a ticket like this!”. I then said, “So, I basically paid $45 for a fucking tea???” He then smiled and handed me the ticket. 

This is BULLCHIT!!! Straight up BULLCHIT!!! We are in a chitty economy that hands out tickets like NOTTING!!! Let them go hand out tickets in Beverly Hills, where beeshes can afford it!

Do joo guys think I can fight this ticket???