Joo know what time it is?

I actually really liked watching the MTV documentary. It got me excited. It reminded me of my shildhood days, when we gathered around my neighbor’s cas in Tijuana to watch a special on La Madonna or Yanet Yackson.

The pre-show or countdown was kinda lame them. All of Britney’s responses were, “Yeah” or “Good”. For someone who was born in this country, the girl had no bocabulary, so I was worried her documentary would be the same. Pero, the editors of Britney: For the Record, did a really good yob. They knew how to manipulate certain scenes to make it touching. The chisme is that the producers actually gave Britney the questions beforehand, so that she could practice. 

I looooove how Britney opened up about Yustin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. She said that her breakup weed Yustin was so devastating, she didn’t know what to do when it was over. He was part of the whole fame magnitude. Pero, she said that she handled that break up a lot better than the Kevin one because of the shildren!! She said “WHEN KEVIN LEFT ME….I didn’t know what to do”. I swear, I thought I heard her say that. She said, he focused on creating an album, and from then on, it only became about himself. WOW!!! I can’t believe she spilled it. She could have spilled some more. She then said, that she married for the wrong reasons, and that she dated random guys afterwards who took advantage of her, because she was sooo lonely. 

During the Adnan Ghalib days, she hated being home, because home reminded her of her babies, and when she lost custody she never wanted to be reminded, so she ran away, constantly driving. Speaking of her babies, they are such gorgeous babies. They look like cherubic angels. Booboos. 

At one point Britney kinda dissed Yessica Alba, jajaja. She was like, “I can’t go to the supermarket. I can’t go grocery chopping. Yessica Alba can. I have seen her at the market”. Meaning, Yessica ain’t as wanted as Britney.

The funniest part was HER PAPA, jajajaja. He’s the cutest hick. He made her cheese grit, or some kind of country food. He said, “I’m making food for my baby”, referring to Britney, awww. And then he was giving her pointers to her Womanizer bideo. I can’t see mi papa doing that, lol. During the shoot Britney was impersonating her white trash papa, and it was soooo cute. It showed her goofy side. Her papa looked at her and started crying saying “joo look so perdy” and walked away. He was so happy to see his mija looking perdy, since she had lost herself for so many jeers. Britney responded saying, “How can such an asshole be soo sweet?”, jaja. They are so white trash, I LOVE IT!  Speaking of which, Britney really needs to INVEST in some new hair extensions. That chit is nassssty. 

The saddest part was when Britney said that cheese SAD and starting crying. Then she said her life is really boring. It’s like Groundhog Day everyday. I dunno. Britney has sooo much she should be grateful about. If I had her career and money, I would constantly be productive. Cheese a little girl in a woman’s body. 

She said her ideal fantasy would be to run to an island with her babies and “A MAN”. Britney, joo got to be more specific than that. That’s what joo wished for last night, and that’s what joo got. Joo got to ask the jooniverse about what KIND of a Man joo want. 

Oh, and of course. La Madonna made a cameo in it. Dude, she looked wierd. She had a lot of Botox done. Pero, Madge was sooo nice. She was so loving to Brit, and she said that Britney reminds her of herself when she was younger. I still think they have different personalities. I think Britney is cuter, pero Madge is more intelligent and educated. Madonna made a good point. Madonna made it in Hollywood after 24 jeers old. She was able to mess up on the streets of Nueva York without a magnifying glass, pero Britney never had that shance…

Th documentary ended with a sneak peak to the Circus music bideo. Honestly, I have been bery critical of her bideos in the past, and all I can say is that Circus is Britney’s most professional and creative bideo jet. Can’t wait!

What were joor thoughts???