Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, January 9th, 2009 to Chisme


El Sagittarius Superstar (originally from mariachi town, Guadalajara, Jalisco) officially had a Capricorn Chico!!! The baby boy is going to be one talented stud muffin. l wonder if his papa is going to teach him the 50 languages he always boasts about, which include Spanish, English, Portuguese, French, y Italiano!!! 

How many languages can joo speak? I can only speak one properly and it’s called “Spanglish”. 

The “Culturally Catholic, but Spiritually Agnostic” actor, was hooking up with his Argentinean Costar, La Dolores Fonzi, when soorprise, she got pregnant!!

In May of 2008, ChismeTime.com reported  that Dolores was pregnant with Garcia’s baby. His publicist personally emailed La Coacha with the following bullchit press release saying, “It has been published in various publications that Argentinean actress Dolores Fonzi and Gael Garcia Bernal are expecting a baby, which is completely false, since they are only friends who have a business relationship as well.”

Haha, yeah “COMPLETELY FALSE” MY ASSS. A “business relationship” between two Hotties in Hollywood is a sexual relationship, period!

Felicidades to the Beautiful Latino Familia!



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