Joo know what time it is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLZdikk7TQM

Lauren Conrad Who? La Coacha was shit shatting weed Hills reality estrella, La Audrina Patridge last night. She had her entourage and I had my entourage of 6 people (consisting mostly of gorgeous gay men and Bijou). I went to my future Aquarius publicist’s birthday party last night in a posh restaurant and I sooo felt [...]

I left my office around before noon, and came home around seven. Joo know why??? I was at Shellsea Lately today in Santa Monica. Will tell joo guys about it tomorrow! Anyways, here is a really jummy drink I tried last night at the WeHo Andaz Hotel (former Hyatt on Sunset Strip). Their signature is [...]

This Yessica Simpson “FAT” story is really getting out of control. I guess, nothing too scandlicious happened this week for the media to still make this an “important” issue.  So, Pete Wentz was at the NFL Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Concert jesterday and of course the press had to ask him about his FAT sister-in-law.  “I [...]

La Loca got drunk in London’s Bungalow 8 the other day and was going gaga salivating over herself. At least cheese got cute pompis. And as for the second picture, that’s what La Coacha looks like at funerals!

DIta Von Teese looked Divine in her sea green Elie Saab at the Fashion Dinner for Aids at the Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris, France, jesterday. Other stars who showed up were Milla Yovobitch, Mischa Barton y the French First Lady: Carla Sarkozy!!!!  

Hannah Montana was seen in Estudio City jesterday, showing off her little 16 jeer old tetas like NOTTING!

I always knew Ashton Kootcher was estoopid for marrying someone almost 20 jeers older, and in a KABBALAH ceremony. Pero, this is yust BAAAAAD. Anyways, I still don’t understand why he was nagging so much? And I never realized that he got a LISP!!! In the first  bideo he says: “I’m recording this for legal [...]