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Khloe Kardashian publicized his breakup today weed some random football playa named Rashad or something. Even on HER OWN picture she has the word “Exclusive”, and in the tags for this picture she herself (or her assistant) wrote, “Khloe Kardashian, Rashad McCants, BREAK UP”. Attention Putita.  Read her blog: “Hey guys.  I wanted joo all [...]

Weeks after Disney decided not to distribute the next film in the Chronicles of Narnia series due to spiraling costs, 20th Century Fox has stepped in and rescued the big-screen franchise from doom. They will team up with Walden Media to co-finance, market and distribute the next installment, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. With Fox [...]

Apparently mcslutty Megan Fox doesn’t want Angelina Jolie‘s leftovers. Just yesterday, reports were released claiming “Transformer” Fox will replace bisexual supermom Jolie in the upcoming “Tomb Raider” movie. Now Megan’s reps deny the claim. According to Fox’ spokesperson, “Megan is not involved in this movie.” In most cases you’d think the Jolie look-alike would be flattered [...]

Does the Armenio Prelate have any clue that Kim Kardashian is famous for not only having a SEX TAPE, pero having a sex tape with an ”ODAR” (that means, ‘The Other’ in Armenio). Btw, this Armenio (archbishop) Prelate in the picture is cousins with my Armenio/Mexicano cousins. The funnier part is that Kim thinks he is the [...]

La Taurus has always put her ass ribbons on display before and that’s ok, pero not at a park where people bring their shildren!! Crack is wack girl!   If joo are offended by Yessica’s Tattoo what joo think about this one!

Miss Jooniberse and Ex-Wife of Marc Anthony, Dayanara Torres, is now the latest face to wear a leche mustache and is the official spokesperson of Got Leche? wellness campaign (La Leche es bienestar). As part of the campaign, Dayanara will help “reintroduce” Latinos to milk as nature’s wellness drink. This is the bullchit she was paid [...]

Aquarius turns 55 jeers old today! Earlier this week our other favorite talk show host, La Elly Degeneres turned 51 jeers old. Sheck out ELLEN’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION! Take a shot con El Obama tonight! Party it up mija!

Former reality show contestant  of Survivor and current annoying co-host of the View, Elizabeth Hasselbeck announced on air this morning that she is carrying a developing fetus. I hope she gets morning sickness as the same exact time they tape the show.  This is what the poser conservative had to say: “We are thankful for such [...]