Joo know what time it is?

The City Estrella, La Whitney Port and her boyfriend Gay Lyon were yust soaking up some sol at Miami’s South Beach jesterday. I am yeaaaalous of all these MTV “stars” who do nothing but have fun all day. This is why joo must buy Perez Hilton’s book, “Red Carpet Suicide”. It gives us a chort cut to sheat into Hollywood, like how these reality “stars” do.