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Before Miley’s Pilates class (jajaja) these two lobers went bike riding in near her Toluca Lake casa!!! The chisme is that Yustin has moved in!!! Miley is 16 jeers old!!! How dare her parents allow this! Chame on them! And chame on Yustin tambien!

Last night, La Carmen Electra performed at the Shellsea Girls concert at the bery white trach Roxy.  Like Pamela, the former “Baywatch” babe  was a caliente moss!!  She was getting extremely close to the female guitarist and rubbed her chichis against her back. Carmen is almost 40 jeers old, and I am choor her, Pamela and [...]

Roberto Pattinson, Kristen Stewart y Taylor Lautner were chowcasing their bampire flick to the Yapanese t their premiere event in the capitol city of Tokyo. I thought only Gringos liked weird chit like Bampires, Moguls and Spacechips.

La AnnaLynne McCord was spotted partying in Hollywood’s Bar Delux last night. I don’t care too mosh about the new 90210 cast. I yust thought this picture was perdy, when it wasn’t meant to be perdy. Compare this picture to Kate Moss coming out from a bar! So delicate!

Slutty Scorpio was spotted out jesterday on Robertson Blvd chopping at the Chanel boutique looking so classy.

Yessica Simpson continues her TOUR, and made a stop last night in Salt Lake City, Mormon Town.  What kind so people pay to see her perform to “country” music is what I want to know. It’s bery hard for people to criticize joor body when joo wear a flowy black dress. Pero, she does have [...]

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Jizz and her man Tom Brady tied the knot last night in a private Santa Monica ceremony! Leonardo must be yeaaaalous!!!  La Braziliena y her Patriots quarterback beau said their “I Do’s” just before 6 p.m. at St. Monica’s shurch near the beash. Jizzele wore a Dolce y Gabbana ivory lace strapless gown with a [...]