Joo know what time it is?

1. Lindsay papa is saying that, “Jewdaism is yust a stage for his daughter” (AllieisWired)

2. Did joo know that Katy Perry has an inflatable poosy???  (PerezHilton)

3. Dancing with the Stars’ Belinda Carlisle and her 50 jeer old poosy refuse to do PLAYBOY again!  (Eonline)

4. Usher is MAN ENOUGH to tell To tell Chris Brown that he’s a Puto!! (NYNewsDaily)