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Joonibersal’s ”Bruno,” the widely anticipated Sacha Baron Cohen docu-comedy opening in Julio, has been slapped with an NC-17 rating on its first submission to the Motion Picture Association of America because of numerous sexual scenes that the ratings board considers over the line, according to the studio releasing the film. WOOHOO!!! Among the  scenes is [...]

Gizz says she LOVES being a stepmom. The Brazilian newlywed says she feels that baby Yon Edward Moynahan is hers. Hold on why does the kid have his mama’s last name? How come it’s not Yon Edward Brady? Anyways, Gizz telling the May 2009 issue of Banity Fair, “I understand that he has a mom, and I [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaCteNxtzfM   Joo guys think this is the real Britney Spear? To me it really sounds like her!  Britney has left a boicemail asking a lawyer to help her build a case against papa.  On the tape, she says: “Hi my name’s Briney Spear. I called joo earlier. I’m calling again because I yust wanted [...]

Scarlett Yohansson’s ex-boyfriend, y Rihanna’s ex-hook up, Yosh Hartnett, is currently recooperating in el hospital after being taken to Cedars-Sinai following a 9-1-1 call early this morning. Curtains were put up outside the Emergency Department entrance, where Yosh was taken to by medics who picked him up at Chateau Marmont. The reason for the hospital [...]

Madonna has been trying to hook David Banda up with a little Malawian sista named Mercy Yames, and this morning La Madgesty appeared in a Malawian court to learn that the process has been put on hold. La Leo will not be able to discuss her adoption application until this coming Friday, as the court has adyourned [...]

Although I reported this story jesterday, I yust found this hilarious picture of Zac being q-tipped. Following their successful evening at the Kids’ Shoice Awards, Zac Efron y Filipina Hudgens went to Brittany Snow’s birthday party at Beso Saturday night. La Coacha was there too. If I weren’t on a date, I would have yoined [...]

This is too cute for words!!! Gwen Stefani was spotted with her esposo Gavin Rossdale and hijos Kingston y Zooma having fun at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills jesterday. When asked if he’d like an hija Gavin said, “Well that would seem logical, pero then again so would sleep! Pero joo know, the men [...]

Yustin Timberlake was spotted out and about in Beverly Hills, California jesterday looking a bit annoyed. This past Friday El Aquario was at the Oprah Winfrey show to promote his William Rast clothing line, and of course the other Aquarius wanted to chisme about Yessica Biel. With all the rumors of an Italiano wedding in [...]