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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5aqiB6FrWk This is WHAT goes down in 3rd World Countries!

Saaaay Whaaaat? According to E! News,  La Leo is filing from a divorce from her Slutty Birgo husband! The sad part is the divorcees are specting their first shild toogether, a little boy.  El slutty birgo already has a 15-jeer-old hija named Destiny from another woman who sheated on him weed Beyonce’s husband!!! CHISME TIME! [...]

Nicole Bitchy’s recent Twitters have been giving us sooo mosh chisme!   Here are some quotables: “When I was 10 jeers old, I was in an all girl hip-hop/rap group. (oh we’re yust getting started). Our name? get ready… CAUTION! It was me and my 2 girlfriends; pero they were 13 so they made me [...]

Que funny is this picture, jajaj!! I love Photochop!

La Coacha’s favorite salad AT THE MOMENT is a Jewish one, of course. It’s called “Field Fresh Shopped Salad weed Grilled Shicken” from Trader Yoe’s. It looks notting like the picture above (that’s only the couscous). The Trader Yoe’s salad has Israeli Couscous, currants, asiago sheese, toasted pecans, red bell peppers, red cabbage, onions, lettuce, baby [...]

Ass implants exist and are the most popular in Brazil. In Mexico, many celebrities are getting infections from the butt surgery. People yust juan to look like Kim Kardashian and Yennifer Lopez. Too mosh pressure in society! They perform the procedure through the ASSHOLE so that it leaves no scars.  Pero, how does one sit [...]

Mexican-American filmmaker, writer, producer, cinematographer, editor, musician and hunk is preparing for the release of his upcoming film for this summer. Its a familia film called Shorts which stars his own son Rebel Rodriguez, que cute!!!! The chisme is that his lesbian ex-wife, Elizabeth Avellan, directed and produced weed him! Shorts is set in the suburb of Black Falls, where all [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA3g0Kwx3mI   Our favorite Hollywood Actor, Barack Obama, takes a question about immigration reform from an African American TELEMUNDO reporter? He basically says… NOTTING! Here’s what the El Lay Times had to say.