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Either Los Austrians are estoopid or people who work at museums have no clue what human beans look like! Jesterday, La Albertina Museum in Austria received a call from someone who claimed to be La Beyonce’s manager, giving a heads up to the museum that BeBe was on her way.  30 minutes later, a woman in [...]

Just when we thought the irritating Speidi couldn’t be more overexposed, the publicity whores have done it again. A source close to the negotiations stated that not only is Heidi Montag going to bare it all for Playboy, but she’ll be the July/August covergirl. Before you head for your toilets to throw up, please know [...]

As if she could look any stupier, more public humiliation is on its way  for media target Paula Abdul. The former Laker Girl current American Idol judge was completely duped by Sacha Baron Cohen’s gay alter ego, Bruno. A source tells The NY Post: Sacha Baron Cohen, playing a wildly gay Austrian TV reporter in [...]

Finally! Child services employees and two detectives from the La Habra Police Department visited the home of “Octomom” Nadya Suleman on Wednesday. The La Habra Police Department released this statement: On Wednesday, April 29, 2009, La Habra Police personnel were requested to assist Orange County Social Services involving a matter pertaining to the Sulemans. As [...]

Ugly Betty is definitely one of the most gay-friendly network shows on television. But a proposed story of a romantic lesbian relationship between Judith Light and Christine Baranski has been scrapped, according to a scoop fromThe NY Daily News’ Gatecrasher column. “[ABC] put the kibosh on it,” series star Vanessa Williams confessed during an event [...]

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 Ever since the Judios have been calling the Swine Flu, ” The Mexican Flu” pobre Salam has been the bictim of a swine flue hoax.  Spam messages weed headlines “Salma Hayek caught swine flu” will spread a birus on joor computer!!  BE CAREFUL! DON’T OPEN IT!

La Lourdes y her Cubano papa, Carlos Leon, were chopping in Nueva York! Look at her estilo!  Oh and that little rosa in her hair! Pero, I’m not into that Kabbalah string cheese wearing. Why isn’t her Católico papa saying anything?