Joo know what time it is?

1. Lady Gaga has NO LUCK when it comes to boyfriends! 2. Diego Luna & Gael Garcia Bernal in Para Todos Magazine! 3 . Mexican Men Go From Macho to Metrosexual 4. Tyra Banks’ Stalker is Finally Conbicted and Faces Yail Time! 5. Both stars of Top Gun are Gay! 6. Walmart goes Latino!

This morning, TIME Magazine released its annual list of the 100 Most Influential People in the World. TIME Managing Editor Rick Stengel said, “The TIME 100 is not a list of the most powerful people in the world. It’s not a list of the smartest people in the world, it’s a list of the most influential people in [...]

Las KKs (Kimmy y Khloe) and their hermano Roberto arrived at the Pepsi Throwback Launch Fiesta at World On Wheels ( I don’t know what any of that means) in El Lay last night. La Libra had a bery Yane Fonda sperimental outfit on, dunno porque. Joo guys like it or que?

Los Spencer Pratts had gone to Mexico for a bideo choot/early honeymoon, pero they had to cut it chort because of the swine flu epidemic that killed nearly 200 people in Mexico. So in the airport, they decided to wear make out and sign autographs w/their masks on. Pooblicity Putas!

Aquarius and her assitant/boyfriend Doug Reinhardt went hat chopping at the Ariane boutique. What wuss enjoys hat chopping con his novia? She tried on numerous hats and did what she does best: posing for the paps!

He looked NOTTING like a Bampire! He was a little blondie!! For more photos of baby Robert, pick up the May 11 issue of Vida & Estilo Magazine when it hits newsstands this Friday, May 1.

Que cute is this!!!! And the little Mexican boy has dimples como Lopez! Two weeks ago we wrote the blog “Mario Lopez likes Tacos a bit too mosh”. In case joo missed it Aquí Está!

  This Playboy pic is more than photochopped! IT’S PAINTED!!! La Aquarius who got fired from Diddy’s Danity Kane is in talks to replace Tila Tequila for the next season of MTV’s bisexual dating series, A Chot at Love!  The name of the show sounds better w/Tequila! Reality y Playboy go hand in hand! Look at [...]