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If joo are a rico Americano, why would joo even THINK about going to Mexico in times like these?   These dumbasses went to Cabo San Lucas on Sunday to choot a music bideo for the La Birgos’ song “Sex Ed.” Rye now they are sooo scared because of the influenza that they are getting their plastic [...]

Deputy health minister Yakov Litzman, a member of the Jewnited Torah Jewdaism, said earlier this week that the name “swine flu” should not be used as it contains the name of the unkosher animal. The Judios don’t eat PORK! Litzman suggested that authorities call the birus a “Mexican flu” instead! Pero Mexico’s ambassador to Israel, [...]

Gracias to ChismeTime Reader, Cameron, joo can see a sneak peak at Sofia’s performance AQUI! AQUI! AQUI! In La Coacha’s opinion, Sofia doesn’t have the best boice! I mean, especially compared to QUEEN LATIFAH. Joo can’t mess weed a sista! Pero, she wasn’t bad, and she really toned down her accent!!!  I couldn’t believe it. [...]

Remember when those Photochopped Pictures leaked on the internet, like how her sex tape accidently “leaked” on the internet? And then KK said, “I have Cellulite, SOOOO WHAT?”. Good for her! Because all women have cellulite. If joo think joo are perfect, let COACHA be the yudge! La Libra looks too damn sexy in these [...]

13 jeers after he was chot and killed in Las Vegas, El Gemini has resurrected! TMZ posted this picture of a brotha appearing to be 2pac at  bar on Bourbon Street last weekend. Tupac died at 25 jeers old, ONLY. I never realized he was so young when he died. In 1996, I was 13/14  so he [...]

[Photo by: Andrew Macpherson] La Sagittarius was selected as one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful 2009. Here are some quotables from her entrevista! How’s the little guy? Does he say any words yet? He’s absorbing everything like a sponge right now. We have to be cautious what we’re saying around him! He’s speaking a [...]

PEOPLE Magazine released its annual “Most Beautiful 2009” issue this morning. Christina Applegate graces the cover. Find out who else made the cut HERE!

KK was chopping con her amigas this past weekend, when she got “so annoyed” of the paparazzo. So, she thought she did an genius idea by snapping them back. This is what she wrote on her blog! “I was in Nueva York last weekend and the paparazzi were going crazy! At one point a few [...]