Joo know what time it is?

It’s really annoying when they say they are OFF-icially OFF! When joo know they are gonna get toogether again. I knew an annoying girl who would break up w/her boyfren every other month, pero no one else wanted her negative ass, so she ended up marrying the only man who would deal w/her bullchit. And [...]

British Putita was working a runway for a British fashion show last night. Muy elegante!

El Cancer will be benefitting Cancer! Will Ferrell has launched his own line of sunscreen y all proceeds will benefit a sharity for cancer surbibors. Wash out Yennifer Lopez, Will Ferrell knows how to market his sexy products better than joor fragrance line! The three sunblock products are called— Sun Stroke, Sexy Hot Tan, and [...]

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy After 17 jeers as host of The Tonight Show, El Taurus will say adios to NBC Late Night on Friday.Fans have been lining up at NBC in Burbank, California since Thursday [...]

Scarlett and her big mangoes have replaced her Bicky Christina Barcelona Co-Star’s Little Mangoes. La Judia Princessa is new new face for the SPANISH  fashion line.  Mango spokesman told women’s WWD that Scarlett was the perfect person to front the latest collection because: “Cheese Mango’s ideal urban woman; independent and cosmopolitan.” I kinda miss the Penelope y [...]

Levi Yonston (the former butt boy of Bristol Palin) makes his GQ debut con hijo Tripp. Tripp y Chase are the cutest white trach names out there! Anyways, The 18-jeer-old high school dropout/electrician, has had quite a rough jeer! His papa left home, his mama was arrested, his fiancée left his chismoso ass, and he got into an intense public feud con La Sarah Palin.  Aw, [...]

So, a week ago, Coacha y Bijou went to meet up con un Talent Agent in Beverly Hills. He’s Judio, OF COURSE! Anyways, he liked us a lot and told me write and perform a 2 minute monologue (commericial, tv show or film). I told him I would be able to write it the same [...]

Will blog after 2 o’clock w/all the chisme. I have an appointment w/a talent asian in Beverly Hills. Judio! I was working so mosh on my reel and resume that I had nooo time for my monologue. Holy chit. He wanted me to write my own monologue. So I thought of doing a commercial for [...]