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Check out Shakira’s hot new music video, She-Wolf, the English language version of her song Loba.

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We already all know Madonna (a.k.a. “Esther”) is a slave for Jew pero La Leo is really taking that to the next level!
Madge is the new international correspondent for Israel’s largest daily newspaper, Yediot Ahronot. Que cool! 
Her first editorial is called, “How My Life Shanged.” It will be published this Friday in Hebrew. 
She wears a Jewish star, [...]

Last night, Gossip Girl, Taylor Momsen celebrated her Sweet 16  the Hiro Ballroom in NY. Wearing peenk and  white trach black leather, Taylor looked like a mini Courtney Love. The wannabe pop rock star then performed with her band “The Pretty Reckless”. Who the khell performs at their own birthday party? We all know cheese trying toooo [...]

Miss Bardbados attended girlfriend Katy Perry’s concert last night at Nueva York’s Hammerstein Ballroom. Pisces pulled a Britney Spear and went braless. Pero, unlike Britster, RiRi at least covered her nipplies con hot peenk pasties. Muy cute. I wanna try that one of these days. Jaja, pasties!
Anyways, Rihanna sat next to Los Trumps? Donald and Melania [...]

K-Fed attended the 2nd Annual Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic recently (I dunno what any of that means!) Anyways, El Aries looked a lot like his pregnant ex-wife. Gross!!!

P.M.S.!! Agh, sorry gente, pero on my first day I am a total mess! Men, have no clue what we go through. Help!