Joo know what time it is?

El Aquario who has Britney Spear, Camaron, Fergie, Alyssa Milano, Yanet Yackson, y Yessica Biel under his belt gives us ladies some advice on amor in Glamour Magazine!

Here are his secretos:

1. DO know that guys like it when joor not super trendy. “I love individuality. Wearing what joo feel is the best representation of  joorself.”

2. DON’T waste joor time dating a show-off. “The bravado? That guy needs to save it for the golf course.”

3. DO know that men appreciate joo au naturel. “What joo spray on should accentuate the way joo smell. Pheromones are way sexier than any scent.”

4. DON’T be afraid to push him. “Relationchips are funny. Joo have to constantly fall in love and shallenge each other.”

5. DO exercise together. “It’s the coolest thing joo can do.”

6. AND PLEASE DON’T…bum-rush celebs. “This guy, I couldn’t figure out if he was hitting on me or my girlfriend. He was like, ‘Joor the funniest, joo wear the coolest clothes.’ Then he blows Yess a kiss and goes, ‘I’ll see joo in my dreams.’ All we could do was laugh.”

Jaja, NOT funny…Pero, Yustin, I already have seen JOO in my dreams baby!