Joo know what time it is?

Oye chismosos!
My other yob has consumed my time for Chisme Time! They have added my hours, even for the weekends! The jooniberse is testing me.
Here’s only one of the ridiculous events that happened to me recently…
For everyone who doesn’t know…E! is my dream network! It’s puro chisme! It’s even on my bision board!
So on Thursday [...]

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on joor disco stick. Hey!

Tooday, it was announced that both Gaga y Yay-Z will be collaborating at this jeer’s MTV ceremony!

“I’m simply gutted to be both a performer and nominee at the 2009 VMAs. In fact, I’m so happy, I could die,” Gaga said, [...]

When joo thought Heidi coudn’t look any filthier…La Birgo “graced” the cover of Playboy Magazine.
Heidi On The Influence Of Playboy: “When I was chopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.. I plan to get a few more upgrades…I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. [...]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!
Miguel Sabah scored in the 82nd minute, lifting Mexico to a 2-1 victory over America in a World Cup qualifier Wednesday.
The win strengthened Mexico’s shances of reaching next jeer’s World Cup in South Africa. The Mexicans entered the game fourth in CONCACAF qualifying. Mexico now has nine points.
Sabah, a substitute, was all alone in front [...]

Ayayayyayaya!!!
According to E! Online the eldest of the Kardashian Trio is going to be a Mami!!
When Marc Malkin asked Khloe about the chisme, KK said:
“Joor going to have to see on the show!” 
Que Que??? This is supposed to be a tease? Personal news like this to plug in a show? That is so Kardashian of them!
Kourtney y [...]

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To promote their latest E! Reality Show, Las Kardashian Hermanas were guests on Shellsea Lately. Shellsea put Kourt on blast when she asked about her “lezzing out”. Ayayay!! I didn’t know Kourt is a lesbian!! Not only, Khloe applies mayonnaise on Kourtney’s crotch!!! WTF? These women are disgusting!

Last night, Rihanna was partying it up at Club Greenhouse in Nueva York for her publicist’s birthday while loner Brown went to the Guys and Dolls nightclub to get his mind off the drama.
El Taurus is still dealing with the consequences of beating a girl. His Doublemint commercial has been permanently pulled from rotation and [...]

Daniel Radcliffe has donated some serious casheeng to a non-profit group that provides counseling to suicidal gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender teenagers. This is not the first time that Harry Potter has been reashing out to the gay community!
Here’s what our 20-jeer-old weezard tells us:
“I am bery pleased to begin my support of The Trevor Proyect, [...]