Joo know what time it is?

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THIS REEL CAPTURES THE BEST MOMENTS I HAVE HAD IN THE PAST TWO JEERS! FUN FUN FUN FUN!

Special thanks to mi amigo Chris Garsevanian for sending this to me! And thanks to Fred Turd for letting me know that my latest bideo is Jootube’s Numero 2 most biewed tooday, next to Michael Yackson’s “This is it” trailer, wish means if Michael were alive, I would have held the NUMERO UNO spot. CAN [...]

Hi all, Fred Turd the Movie Nerd here after a way too long absense to spread the dish about my favorite Sexican, Ms. La Coacha. On Friday night, the Queen of All Media, Mr. Perez Hilton, sent La Coacha to scare the tweens at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood fiesta.  Coacha had NO IDEA who [...]

So Friday night, I attended the Teen Bogue Jung Hollywood Party. It was so different from my past speriences of working the red carpet.
Before, I needed to hustle to get a press pass and even when I did get access I always got kicked out. This time around, I was really relaxed because I had [...]

For once, I need some chisme from the public. I am doing a red carpet interbiew tomorrow, almost dressed like a tree. ALMOST. I won’t be able to memorize questions to ask these people, because I ron know who the khell they are, besides the wolf from Twilight and La Judia Tisdale. 
Here is a list [...]

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Many people in the Jewnited States of America mistake CINCO DE MAYO with Mexican Independence Day. Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican bictory ober the French Empire (at the Battle of Puebla in 1862). 
The Grito de Dolores (”Cry of/from Dolores”) occured on September 16, 1810 by a Catolico priest named Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla who was from the small town of [...]

Mira! Is La Coacha as a little girl. I am the one in the white dress. I was like a little ober one jeers old!!
That’s my Tia Laura, and my cousins Betito, Melina y Arito!! Muy cute =)