Joo know what time it is?

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This is why I HATE Aries men!!!
Patrón decided to fire me ober someteeng that was NOT my fault!!! I had to work for both Los Ey-M-Eyz and Perez TV. It was a circus there, so it was impossible for me to hop on the red carpet, and hop off the red carpet. The security there [...]

I wore Baytobin’s bynil record on my head as a hat!!! Que cool was that??? I got compliments from all the stars como Shakira, Leona Lewis, Selenaz Gomez, Black Eyed Peez, Green Day, and eben Nicole Kidman’s husband!!! Random people were taking pictures of my hat, including Yay-Z’s DJ, who tweeted it. Gracias to the [...]

The American Music Awards will be taking place at the Nokia Theatre tomorrow, November 22nd.
The AMA’s online web-feed will be streamed live at 3PM PST/6:00 EST. La Coacha will be part of the live-stream at 4:00 pm PST and 4:30 PST. You can view it through PerezHilton.com, Abc.com, Facebook.com, and Cocacola.com.
Following the awards, La Coacha [...]

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Poor KimK =(
Read her blog post HERE! HERE! HERE! HERE!!!!!

(Photo credit: Renee Cascia, Westfield Culver City)
 

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Here’s my mini movie starring La Princesa Armenia: KIM KARDASHIAN!!!!! Por favor spread the word to all the Armos joo know!!!
Executive Producer: Perez Hilton
Directed & Written by La Coacha
Producer: Sahag Gureghian
Cinematography & Editing by Armen Soudjian
Music by “Aravod” (aravod.com)
Theme song by Saro Koujakian
Additional music by Christoper Bedian 
Flowers by “petals [...]

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CHAME ON JOO TELEMUNDO!! COPYING SOMEBODY ELSE’S IDEA AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF IT!

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It was a Freak Chow at the WeHo Halloween Festibal, and that’s what always makes a great Gaaaaaywalking! Can’t wait until this becomes a segment on TB!!!
Credits:
Executive Producer: Perez Hilton
Cinematography & Editing: Armen Soudjian
Original music by Christopher Bedian
La Coacha Theme Song by Saro Koujakian
“My Penis” by Perez Hilton
Hair and Makeup by Judie Tallman
Special Thanks to [...]