Sorry Ryan Gosling, pero joo are no longer my imaginary boyfren. Ladies and queens, feast joor eyes on THISSSSS! Matteo is a 26-jeer-old Aries who is best known as the “bad” boy Liam on the CW telenovela series “90210″, duh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh, chee chee! Speaking of chichi, La Coacha and her tweens laid [...]
Read More...As a Navidad bonus, here is some old, unreleased footage of Coachita drinking vino in Marzo 2009! For New Jeers 2009 I was supposed to go wine tasting, pero it neber worked out. I was so determined to go that I went on Craigslist and found a group that was going, called, “Los Lebanese Professionals Network”. [...]
Read More...For those of joo who were wondering why the khell La Coacha was sooo excited waking up at 6 am to go exercise… THIS hotness was my instructor!!!!! Qué caliente is he???? Ay Dios Mio! He may be a perdy boy, pero he’s NOT on my GAYDAR! He’s as macho as the truck he dribes! I’m so enrolling [...]
I had met Dita sometime last jeer, when I was an audience member at the Shellsea Lately chow. Looking for some new material for my blog, I decided to go to her book signing on Bentura! Dita was really elegant, classy, humble, and petite. La Libra takes really good care of herself, and us ladies need [...]
Special gracias to Chris Garsevanian for this! Enjoy the ja-ja-jas! It is near the Navidad break of the school jeer. The students have turned in all their work and there is really notting more to do. All the shildren are restless and the teasher decides to hab an early dismissal. Teasher:Â ”Whoeber answers the questions I [...]
Read More...Recently, I was”cordially” inbited by a rish, árabe familia named “Los Joubrans” to dreenk té at the Peninsula Hotel in Beberly Hills. I was excited, not so mosh for the té, pero becoz this is where La Britney Spear met her árabe paparazzo, Adnan Ghalib, during her druggie days, remember?? So anyways, the tea fiesta took place in the beautiful Belbidear Room. ¡Mira, [...]
Read More...Patron is promoting his new chismelicious book, “True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Sheating, and Oberdosing”.  Get joor pitcher taken con La Queena and blog about it! Do some chopping! The first 50 People who buy the book from Kitson on Saturday will win a $50 Kitson Tote!  Is from 2:00 pm-4:00 pm, [...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJZTmz0iHq8  Our little Filipina princess made a parody of Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” My fav part is on the 10 second mark, when he gets in tush w/his inner diva and goes “HA!” Joo put La Adam Glambert to chame. Work it girl!
