http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5hNdfuWt3o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tSQzwWfcp8  Oye, Lady Gaga, I got monsters too! El Mario tiene mucho Amor para mi, I’m bluching =) Gracias to La Mary Michelle for finding these bideos!
El Lay’s cult-comedy, Chico’s Angels, not only hab a hilarious web series on www.chicosangels.com, pero they also hab an AMAZING live chow!!! They are my obsession, en serio! I want to collaborate weed them soooo badly! Chico’s Angels is a spoof of Sharlie’s Angels,  starring Latina detectibs: Kay Sedia, Chita Parol and Frieda Laye. I inbited my [...]
Read More...Yesse Yames is the typical Aries man…they pick trach ober treasure. Â How could joo guys hab not see dis cuming???? IS NO ROCKY SIGNS!!! Sheck out my controbersial new chisme time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmxwppFuvjc Â
This past weekend, I got an email from Para Todos Magazine’s photographer, Francis Bertrand, inbiting me to his photochoot! Are joo kidding me? How could I say “NO” to Para Todos Magazine? This is the magazine that started the whole Yessica Alba “Ron call me a Latina!” drama!! Para Todos, in English means, “For Ebery Juan” [...]
Read More... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3IKNJ6g2mc  Remember when I went to an audition at a talent asiancy? El Judio told me to write and perform a commercial. I decided to perform a commercial about a chewy bar, and comparing it to Chuy Bravo from Shellsea Lately. The Judio’s yaw was open the entire time and look at me [...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1In59GeBP8 Â For those of joo who stalk me on Phasebook, joo will see a woman by the name of “Ruth Ortiz” that spams the chit out of my wall. Cheese my “Tia Kuka”, my auntie. Mi familia is in TJ, so Kuka and her clan take care of me. Sheck, sheck, sheck it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1FNHV4wWxA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWY9i7slWA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaHERNIaAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyX2yMPvC0  FINALMENTE! THEY RELEASED A HILARIOUS WEB CHOW: CHICHO’S ANGELS, GANG OF CHICAS. I NEED TO BE IN JUAN OF THEIR WEBCHOWS!!!
El Secret really works. Thursday night I was begging the jooniberse to make me part of a bigger and more glamourous world.  And then, on Friday morning I got a call from an Argentinian hermano asking me if I would be interested in being a part of the pre-chow for the 25th Annual Film Independent Espirit Awards at [...]
