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(Foto: Courtesy of Earplugz) Oye little Monsters!!! Do joo juan LADY GAGA to see joor face?? Becoz Perez is gonna send this bideo to her! Ay need joor help ASAP! La Coacha is looking for monsters to help her create AMAZING costumes for the next Gagaloo music parody!!! We will all meet up either end [...]

So, I ran into diss arteest in Hollyweird, of course! I lubbed his colorful crayons on his bullest best!!! Mi amiga, La Mary Michelle, suggested I do diss costume juicing leepsteek bullets!! Que cute would dat be?? Send me other suggestions!

Hi there! It’s Fred Turd, the movie nerd! ChismeTime.com is giving away tickets to advance screenings for “Letters to Juliet” in NY, LA, Miami, Chicago, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Albuquerque, McAllen, San Francisco, San Diego and Phoenix.  Summit’s new romantic comedy stars Amanda Seyfried (Mean Girls, Mamma Mia), Gael Garcia Bernal and Vanessa Redgrave. The [...]

Hi there! It’s Fred Turd, the movie nerd! ChismeTime.com is giving away tickets to advance screenings of FURRY VENGEANCE in NY, LA, Miami, Chicago, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Albuquerque, McAllen, San Francisco, San Diego and Phoenix.  Summit Entertainment’s upcoming family film FURRY VENGEANCE stars Brendan Fraser, Brooke Shields and Matt Prokop. It’s a fun kid’s comedy with [...]

I was khearing rumors that KK  was comparing me to Borat, pero I wasn’t too choor, until I actually read diss articulo on ArmenioPulse.com Copied y pasted the section: Armenian Pulse: We recently saw a Youtube video made by Perez Hilton and it was titled “Little Armenia: In Search Of Kim Kardashian” It was a hilarious [...]

Finalmente! Finalmente! Finalmente! Since I am a fan of George Lopez, Lopez Tonight, and Get Coacha on Lopez Tonight! on Phasebook, there was an ad on the top right corner of my homepage saying, “Meet Lopez at Madame Tussauds.” The jooniberse was calling me! Last minuto, I called mi chichona (big boobie) amiga, La Mary Michelle and said, “George [...]

Clowns, celebrities, caliente boys, choogar and …Katy Scary gibbing a blow yob to an elefante?? Jes dis reaaally khappened!! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party!