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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gYo5seWgIY   La Oprah is gibbing away teebee chows to unknown people. ”Moderators” told me that my bideo got banned from the contest because ay was promoting my own internet chow, wish biolates their self-promotional rool, pero their rool said that I couldn’t gib a webside, not a NAME that ay own! Not fair! After being [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HxBfjS98M   How does Tia Kuka find diss chit??? The makers of the Yapanese porno cartoons made a loony toon out of me, jajaja! In the cartoon, ay am interbiewing a Yapanese queena and ask him the most important questions EBER! Ay was cracking up!! Sheck it out!!

  So, I went to Beberly Hills to get some fachion adbice on how to assessorice Lindsay’s ogly teeng on her leg. Wash guat khappens! Por more on fachion go to CocoPerez.com!

As joo all know, ay am trying to get estarted on my fun, new bideo making fun of Las Kardashians. If joo know anybody who lives in the El Lay area and looks like any of these peoples below, then tell them to email press@chismetime.com weed their foto, and we will discuss further! 1. El Lamar [...]

We are hosting a giveaway of 1 admit-2 ROEs (run-of-engagements) one for NY, Phoenix, San Fran, San Antonio, San Diego, Dallas and Houston . Each pass admits two people to see the film at any showing Monday – Thursday, excluding holidays, beginning June 14.  Write a comment explaining why you deserve to win and THE [...]

My bideo will be out later on toonight. In the meantime, sheck me in the background of diss bideo, next to Fabrice Fabrice from Funny or Die. It is important por comedians to be present during el editing process, becoz sadly diss guy was FUNNIER in person! Either way, he got more action than ay [...]

So, the khottest Latino magazine, Para Todos wish is run by Angelina Yolie’s first cousin wrote an article about me and interbiewed me too! As joo can see, ay was effin WAAAASTED!!! Ay was holding a bottle of Diet Coke the whole time. Nobody knew that I had espice rum in there, jajaja!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMz1dVtYXyY To [...]

If joo look to the right of diss foto, the security lady is snapping her fingers to me. Jaja! Us reporters had to estand, and not shill on estairs, jaja!!! Premium Hollywood  took diss foto of me and also gabe a choutout to Coachita on their blog! AY AM GOING TO COPY & PASTE WHAT [...]